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On this page you will find some of my favorite "corny" jokes. i am a fan of that.=) and some of the most memorable quotes of the Hail Mary Team..
 
 
1.kasi, may basketball player named GARED. 'yung team nila, laging champion. so, it's a usual habit of his mother to prepare a victory party for him. pero this season, natalo sila. when he got home, he saw many food and started to wonder. (kasi nga diba talo sila, 'tas may handa) tapos he asked his mother: "ma, bakit naghanda ka eh natalo naman kami?" sabi ng mommy ņa: "ano ka ba?! narinig ko sa radyo sabi: CHAMPION SI GARED! (in the tune of the jinggle of the CHAMPION CIGARETTES.) haha!
 
2.Ano ang reklamo ng mga elepante...
-Ang hirap mangulangot! hahah nakakatawa ako!
Ano ang tawag sa isang may sakit
-eh di FISH-ente
Anong isda ang pwedeng ipangsulat
-eh di la-FISH**galing sa bible of Jokes ni KAT.**
 
3.may dalawang magkaibigan... minsan naglalakad sila..

totoy: wow inday! ang ganda naman ng bago mong damit! anong tatak nyan?

inday: guess...

totoy: hmm... pinksoda? sarisari?

inday: guess...

totoy: hmm.. siret na! di ko mahulaan e!

inday: guess!

Sagot: guess ang tatak ng damit ni inday! nyahaha!
 
4.MTB'S Brgy. Challenge..

Bentong: helo, taga saan ka?
Caller: pasig po.
Bentong: marriage ka na ba? single? double?
Calller: married na po.
Bentong:anong number ang lomabas kanina?
Caller: 8 po.
Bentong: 8. congratulation. nanalo ka ng 10 thousand pisuses... hintayin mo tawag namin para malamn mo kung paano i claims ang prize mo..

hehe.. aliw lang....
 
5.Melanie Marquez: Tito Boy, I want to tell this sa biyanan ko in english... ksi di siya nakakaintindi ng tagalog e. kahit one line lang

Boy Abunda: Ok Melanie go ahead

Melanie Marquez: Mrs. Dee..I've been wanting to tell you this for a long long time....ang labo mo!!!
6.knock knock?
whose there?
BA
BA who?
KA!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
 
.7.Q: Anong First name ni PICACHU?

A: e di Cherry Pie!!!!
 
8. paano mawawala yung BANANA?

e di tanggalin mo yung "B" kaya anana? (say it like wala na)
9. Ano ang kauna-unahang wallet?
PURSE!
 
10. anong tawag sa siling maiinit?
siling labuyo
eh sa siling malamig?
eh di siling fan!!!
more to come.......

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Mushy Quotes..Poems..All about Luv!=)
 
"Even though we are apart
Even though we couldn't see each other
I wouldn't regret it one bit.

If you, someday, would marry another man
And have some children
And if you become happy...

As long as the one I love become happy
I would be happy too...

Our hearts have been tied
Therefore, even if we couldn't see each other
We have been together...
Always...

Always our love will
Never be apart."

- Tatara's last words to Suzuno ( Fushigi Yuugi English Version 2000)
 
"if two hearts are meant to be... no matter how long it takes, how far they go, how tough it seems.. faith will bring them together to share a life forever....
 
"i don't understand why God let us meet, when there is no way for us to be together..." : ( : (
- city of angels

" Love is patient, kind, without envy. It is not boastful or arrogant. It is not ill-manered nor does it seek its own interest. Love overcomes anger and forgets offenses. It does not take delight in wrong, but rejoices in truth. Love excuses everything, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things..." verse from Cor1 13:4-7

Believe in your heart that
something wonderful is about to happen.
Love your life.
Believe in your own powers,
and your own potential,
and in your own innate goodness.
Wake every morning
with the awe of just being alive.
Discover each day the magnificent,
awesome beauty in the world.
Explore and embrace life in yourself
and in everyone you see each day.
Reach within to find your own specialness.
Amaze yourself and rouse those around you
to the potential of each new day.
Don't be afraid to admit
that you are less than perfect;
this is the essence of your humanity.
Let those who love you help you.
Trust enough to be able to take.
Look with hope to the horizon of today,
for today is all we truly have.
Live this day well.
Let a little sun out as well as in.
Create your own rainbows.
Be open to all your possibilities;
all possibilities and Miracles.

Always believe in Miracles.

 

>> God gave you<<
....two legs to walk....
....two hands to hold....
....two ears to hear....
....two eyes to see....
But why did he gave you only one heart?
Because he gave the other one to someone for you to find...

If you live to be a hundred,
I want to live to be a hundred minus a day
So I don't have to live a day without you.
-- Winnie the Pooh

 

buti pa ang biology...
...may lab

There is one thing of which i am so sure of, that nothing will ever change it -- that you will always be exquisitely lovable -- whether i win u or not. i have given my heart to one of God's finest creatures, that every thought and memory of you will be sweet and gentle...i have done myself the highest possible honor in giving you my Heart.

 

mine....


It's a risk having you
coz its like
stealing an angel from heaven
If id be punishable for that
Id rather accept it than give you back
coz i know that il never have another you in my life ..

 

balita ko may mahal ka na..swerte naman nya.kase ako ginawa ko ang lahat bigyan mo lang ng pansin, pero wala...sana alagaan ka nya, mahalin ka ng mas higit pa sa pagmamahal ko sayo.sa ngayon, magpapaalam na muna ako.di ibig sabihin non ayoko na sayo.nandito pa rin ako bilang kaibigan..nandito pa rin ako para magmahal..baka sakali bitawan ka nya, maghihintay lang ako. kaya anu't-ano pa man ang mangyari, lagi mong tandaan --- mahal na mahal kita. wala ng hihigit pa..

i want to be with you tonight, watch you sleeping and sing you a song..

i want to be close to you, to whisper in your ear...

"matulog ka na, pagkagising mo, mahal pa rin kita"

ako gusto ko kasama ko lang yung future family ko, and lahat kami nagtatawanan sa malaki naming garden, sama sama kami lagi....

and meron na kaming 8 anak ng soon to be husband ko pero cute pa rin siya ( lagi naman e) and we will make love for the rest of our lives...



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